A A R V I

I was flying above the clouds... Not clouds but this is something else.... Big clouds of galaxiess......woww!!!! Itsss just so beautiful.......
So many starss.... I was floating between them..... A big yellowish moon was front of me... Waving me Hii...!!! I waved back and suddenly......... Someone pushed me..... All of the sudden I started falling down... Down.......and down............

"Aarviiiiiii.... Aaarviiiii WAKE UP........ AARVIIIIIII" someone screamed right into my ears....

And I suddenly woke up and screamed
"Ahhhhhhh kidr bhukamp aa gyaaa!!!"

"Bukamp nahi aaya lekin usse bhi khatarnaak disaster zaroor aa jayga if we didn't reach for PT at time.... " Shashi said....

I looked at her... And then around.... I realized am not at home... But damn!!! Am in hostel... I completely had forgot am here....I looked at watch.... It was just 5:30 am........
I covered my head with both my hands....

"Itni jaldi kon uthata hai" I said exhausted in sleepy voice......

"Utho utho jaldi se uthoo... Aur wear your shoes and track suit fast... We have to reach their by 5:45 am... " She said and pulled my quilt again.....

Bhagwannnn jiiii!!!! Please dharti maa muje sama lo apne ander..... Meko nahi uthana.....

And suddenly.... Some one whistled...... Ahhhh!!!! Subh subh itna kon halla machata hai....

I finally grabbed my shoes and wore it....... And also the jacket..... And then I again layed on my bed and closed my eyes....
"Jab jaoge meko jaga dena.. " I said yawning....

Shashi smacked her head....

I just had closed my eyes and she shaked me again.....
"Nikal gye sabh mata uthh jaaa"

"Maardo yaar muje please" I said in am-done-with-my-life- tone.....

And she dragged me outside.... With her... I literally was half... No no puri ki puri sleepy....

I lined up with them and took the support of Aasha standing in front of me and slept there standing.............

I don't know when mam commanded "attention" "Stand at ease" And other blah blah blah... What lecture she gave....
All I can feel is cold air touching me... And this cruel atyaachar they are doing on us masoom chote chote bache.....
Murgo se bhi pehle uthakar khada kar diya....

And Aasha nudged me.... "Aravi say 9 it's your turn"

What the hell!!!!
"Ufff yawnnn 9"

And I closed my eyes again....

And I heard that cruel lady who calls herself PT teacher that we are going to do some stretching and then running... To the gate...... That is literally.... 100 miles away from our hostel.....

Is she kidding me???
Pehle toh itni subh jagha diya uper se running bhii???? Woh bhi GATE TAKKK?????

And on that she is saying... This is golden opportunity that we are getting chance to do this...
Bhai nahi chahiye meko yeh golden chance... Please maaf karo yaar meko....

Running ka naam sunkar my jaw dropped to ground and my neend is long gone......... Bro!! Mei aaj tak zindagi mei ghar par kabhi nahi bhaagi toh... Kitchen tak pani lene chali jaun badi baat hai.... Uffffff can't take this!!!!

And they all started running....
Chal Aarvi.... Teko hi thrill chahiye tha... Bhukto ab...
And bhagwan ji aapse toh mei rukjao ache se beth kar baat karungi.........

And I joined them......
I was running so slowly... I was actually walking and running only when that cruel hitler version was coming.......

And suddenly I saw boys were also coming.... Khushi mili dekhkar ki sirf hum par yeh zurm nahi kiya ja raha.......

Bedh bakriyo jesi zindagi ho gai hai!!! Ufff.... I was walking slowly then I noticed... All girls and boys were running like.... Zindagi ki aakhri dhodh hai....
Kitna utsah hai subh subh kitna utsah hai!!!!

And one face caught my attention..... Sharikk!!! He too was doing with them... Wearing hoodie and was still looking so active and yeah Of course sundar bhi... Subh subh koi itna sundar kesa dikh sakta hai???

I can gurantee... Mei pakka zombie lag rahi hogi.......

And then beside him was that mendak.... Dhruv!!! Toba toba toba sara mood kharab kar diya.... Subh subh bhagwan ji yahi dekhna bach gya tha!!! Kiski shakal dikha di....... Ufff and I made a disgust face........
Is prani actually Oversmart prani ko dekhkar meko gichichi chadhti hai.......

Itna acha nazara dikh raha tha.... And you ruined.... Uffff!!!!

And then after 15 minutes of atyaachaar that felt like ages...... She said us to go back to hostel....and get ready for school..... Before mess time 7:30..... Haaah!!! Finally daya aa gai iskoo....

And then after entering hostel first thing I did was I grabbed my quilt and get myself covered inside it......

"Shashiii..... Wake me up at 7:20"
I said....

"And you think you'll get ready in ten minutes" She said laughing....

"Don't underestimate the power of Aarvi Rajput" I replied and zoned out.....

At 7:25.... I rushed to washroom taking my clothes.... With my brush in my mouth......
There was literally no one there.... All had lined up for mess......!!! Shit Aarvi... Pehle din bhookhe jana padhega.......

I brushed fastly and bathed in speed of light....... I combed my hair fastly and did my plates....

Aasha said... " Go fast Aarvi or else mess would close.... "

Screw these rulessss..!!!!

And I grabbed my plate and almost ran towards mess...... I prayed fast fast to surya dev... And said sambhal lena....

Then I said to myself "bhaag Aarvi bhaag... " And milkha Singh ko takkar dete hue I finally reached there... Am literally out of my breath.... Girls side was empty but boys side was still full.... Why this partiality???? I sat at the last chair..... Controlling my breath and then rushed towards the counter....

Warden was glaring at me... But I ignored and went to boys side.......

I noticed dhruv.... Sharikk... And all other parani there.... But food is more important!!! I can't starve all day.......

I grabbed that thing they gave me which they named as pronthi...... But okk kuch bhi chalega... And rolled it......

I slowly looked at the side of warden she was busy talking with mess wale bhaiya.... I tip toed and escaped from the mess filling my mouth with that pronthii....... From washing area side......

Haaah!!! Bravo Aarvi Bravo.... Bhaar baar bachi.....

And guess what when I reached back tehlte tehlte... All were already going to school..... Inhone pehle pahunch kar pocha lagana hai kya??? Itni kya jaldi hai....

Avni said... " Fast Aarvi Fast.... "

Yaar sans toh lene do.....

And I again rushed inside and grabbed my bag...........

Ufff I was the last one in the line.... But okk who cares......!!!!!of course not me......

And After reaching school.......
That boring assembly started...... Haaah!!! I was literally too excited for the first but this boring assembly...........

And suddenly I noticed two boys were enterting the school now....... When we all are doing prayer....

"Hum navyug ke naye bharti nayi aarti........ And pata ni wot and wot!!!!"
(Some hosteliers can relate to this prayer for sure🌝)

One hand was in there pocket...... Their speed looks like they literally don't care that PT sir is saying jaldi aao jaldi aao.... All the students are already standing there....

But these two.... Walking like they are doing ramp walk.....
Bag at one side.... Hands in pocket... Opened button of coat.....and that slow motion Hrithik Roshan wali walk.......And I realized it's none other than The Sharik Khan and his best friend Shivay....... Ufffff.... Maar hi daaloge.... !!!! Sharik's hair as usual were falling on his forehead....... And here I melts..... Am... Am literally ogling at him...... And he went straight into the class and didn't even came to assembly ground........

Ab isko kyu ni bahr nikalne ko bola???????

And a voice at stage took my attention back.....

"Goooood morninggggg......... Me Dhruv.... Dhruv Gupta...... As you already know is here to present a beautiful poem written by blah blah blah and blah..... "

Uffff arrogance.... Bhai dheere bol le.... Kaan ke paddhe phaad kar manegaa????

Literally his voice was coming like someone is beating at my eardrums...... He was shouting in the Mike.... Ahhhh his horse voice..... !!!!! Isko kisne stage par chadhaya.......

When he completed.... Ufff sans aai... Everyone clapped I too did but not for his great poem.... But ki shukar hai khatam hui!!!!

And we marched back to our classes after national anthem.....

In the class Meenu mam... Our chemistry teacher...... Told us that she is also our class teacher.... She is so sweet helping and understanding.... To be honest she's the only one who looks little sensible in this whole school....!!!

Almost all the class were introductory class that day....!!!

And then comes the Hitler's period The Sajad Khan's Period....... History bro history..... Not calling the sir hitler because he is the teacher of history subject but because he is khadoos af..... And I don't know what grudges he have with me...... He always use to argue with me (I have equal contribution though...) but he himself use to say such things...... But I like those controversies and arguments......
Because somehow it tells us how many more perspectives are possible of that particular topic..... And am his Favourite student too (as himself said khudh ki tareef nahi kar rahi....).... Because I always have something to say on every topic....

And boring class becomes interesting for both
1. Who don't want to study... They get their entertainment
2. Who are interested in this subject they get chance to keep their points....

So it's a win win situation...!!!

But thank Goodness.... Today he didn't started any controversy......!!! It's just a first day......!!

And In break.... They gave us a biscuit as refreshment.... And we girls made a group in the corner of ground... And boys made a group in other corner of the ground.......... I sat with Avni... Shashi and Shrishti... They all are nice enough..........
I made great bonding with them..... Only the thing is they are sensible enough unlike me.......

After break.... Three more boring boring periods....!!! Students were busy buttering the teachers... Uff humse toh nah ho payga...!!!

In 8th period a too muscular and hulk like big sir entered our class.... Okk he is cute by face... Agree to that.... But with Phsique I don't even reach his waist.... And am 5 ft.....!!!! He's gonna give tough competition to The great khali and I laughed..... Thinking.....

"Yes Aarvi what happened??? " Sir asked Oopsiee mar gai...

"Nothing nothing sir.... " I replied....

And he proceed..... Phew...bach gai....

He told us that he's our Urdu teacher.... The subject that literally sucks!!! Lastly I had studied this subject in my 8th standard... Am not that bad but ughh!!! U Understand right......

He started teaching us grammatical things related to this subject....

All were going right until he said..... Some words which goes above 6ft above my head....!!!

He literally said "agar yeh isse nikle toh yeh woh ban jata hai agar nahi nikle toh yehi wohi rehta hai"

My face was like.... Wait A minute what????? What did you just said........

I looked around... No one askes him.... I don't know whether the reason is they are scared or not interested.... But I can't take curiosity and doubts!!! I raised my hand and asked him and believe me he tried his best to make me understand.... But I didn't get that...!!! Ufff.....

He was like "array betaaa jiii aapko samj kyu nahi aa raha yeh aese woh aese "

I was looking at him like this...
😐..... And after 10 minutes of blah blah and blah.....

He asked "aaya samj... Betaa jii..... "

I again looked at him with blank face.... "Nahi.... Aaya.... Sir "
👉👈

He smacked his head and others started laughing they all were enjoying...... Uffff!!!!

And I said "Sir pehle inhe chup karwao... " Folding my arm and stomping my feet....

"Isko nahi samj aane wala" One boy said....

"Tu samja de fr aaya bada sasta Galib" I replied with rage..... And glared at him...... (Koi aur example yaad nahi aaya)

And again sir started explaining..... And he asked "samjeeee putarrr jii??? "

Kasam se sar ke uper se gya but I still said "haan shayad thora sa.... "

And whole class literally smacked their head with hand...... Offf guys!!! Too much drama.....

And we realized bell rang long ago and whole school is already empty.....!!!!

"Beta jii aap baad mei aana hamare paas hum wapis samjayge... " He said and I nodded silently....

And all the students grabbed their bag and rushed... Like mess ka khana khatam ho jayga.......

Avni said "kya yaar Aarvi late karwa diya.... "

I looked at her with innocent eyes.... I was going to say something then I realized....

Sharik and Shivay were standing outside the school gate.........!!!

Yeh kiska intezaar kar rahe hain??? Ahmm ahmm....and my 6th sense strike....Kuch toh gadbad hai daya I mean Aarvi...

And I looked around to see....who's the lucky one....!!!

But.....didn't find anyone..... Anyway meko kya.... And I started chirping with Avni and Shrishti........
Supriya patted me from back
" Wahhh yaar Aarvi.... Guts hai.... Maza aaya aaj class mei"

Maze dene ke liye nahi pucha tha mene!!!! Anyways...!!

I gave a fake laugh.....!!!
Ha... Ha.... Ha.... Phew!!!

And when I saw at side they were walking their Hrithik Roshan walk with bag at one side and one hand in pockets at our side...........!!!

Sharik was not looking at our side but was walking along us.....

Their was a big group of girls around me.... Hoga koi crush.... Or.... Or may be GF...!!! Or anything it could be... Sundar toh hai hi...... Kya pata!!! Uffff...

And I walked inside my hostel without looking back......